Things about food I didn't know when I started cancer treatment

1) I can open a packet of three Reese's peanut butter cups, eat half of one and put the second half back in the packet.

2) I can leave the open packet of Reese's peanut butter cups on the table in full view of my seat on the sofa for, let's calculate, three weeks and two days and not eat them.

3) I can look at a pork pie and not want to eat it.

4) I  can open the last packet of cheese and onion crisps, eat two, then give it someone else.

5) I can have trapped wind so badly that I have to ask my husband to wind me. He does so willingly, but won't put me over his shoulder to do it. No wonder babies cry.